Granddad: I can’t get my cell phone clock to fall back.
Granddaughter: Granddad, I can’t get the time to fall back on my cell phone either.
NSA Worker: Citizens, do not worry about your cell phone clocks. The National Security Agency (NSA) now automatically and gladly adjusts the clocks on everyone’s cell phones. This is provided free of charge during daylight saving time changes and year-round.